If ur in love with one of Steph Meyers fictional characters (coughEdwardcough) copy and paste this to ur profile.

if people think u r mentally insane, copy and paste this to ur profile.

if they r right... copy and paste this to ur profile.

if u ever made faces in front of a security camera, copy and paste this.

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

my bff is insane, if ur bff is insane, copy this to ur profile.

Hey, I have a joke, Team Mike. LOL ain't that funny?

I LOVE stupid shiny volvo owners!

Team Edward: be on team Jacob and DIE.

Friends don''t let friends diss twilight.

I like snow, it's white and sparkly, just like Edward!

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always there with a baseball bat waiting for me. How does she kn... Oooh right.

Jasper Hale; the walking chill pill

TEAM EDWARD; Because Bella cried one day for Jacob, but she lost her soul for seven months when she lost Edward.

Superman wears Alice Cullen pj's

Alice Cullen; bringing a new meaning to the term 'shopping trip'

(Emmett stands up in hoodie, then says) Yo Homie she ain't one of us!

abbreviations i tend 2 use:

LMBO- laughing my butt off

NOTL- nerd on the loose

DA- dorks anonomyous

WTFP- what the french poodle

WTFF- what the french fry

OME- oh my edward

OMC- oh my cullen

HE- holy edward

In my mind Edward is my boyfriend, Alice is my best friend, Emmett is the big brother I wish I had, and Jacob... he's around if I get cold.

Twilight confession #13: I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't show up.

Liscense to Bite: Jasper Hale, twilight.

I found the girl I'm going to eat, I mean marry.

Twilighters R' Us

Alice had a bit to much fun fabricating the evidence.-Edward Cullen

TEAM: BREAKING DAWN WAS AWESOME SO SHUT THE HECK UP!

Edward better than Jacob... End of story.